the upside: no skin cancer for you

now recruiting freshmen: apathy international

highs in the mid-nasties

straight to the point

damn i got the appendix again

lost in translation

facial profiling

don't look at the scones

brb

watch out for falling self esteem

and by funny i mean expensive

don't mess with peta

sorry vegans you can't argue with english

i don't even make this stuff up

good excuse